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(yes it's true it's not us, is pumped at all but it made us laugh)
Capricorn (December 22 to January 20)
Planet: Planet Saturn in
Exile:
Moon Element: Earth
Exile:
Moon Element: Earth
Enough Cartesian rigorous spirit, hard on yourself, you put your ambitions to serve your perseverance in all. Calculating, vindictive, aggressive, dishonest, you are the cockroaches of our society: many insurers are Capricorn.
earth sign, Capricorn's are also very good pallbearers.
You seem to be independent, introverted and secretive, but in fact you're cold, and downright unfriendly.
Casanier, conservative and often pessimistic, Capricorn does not appreciate the changes. This earthling's hard to change course when he is on the path he has chosen. This lack of adaptability it is frequently though he often criticized endorses a unifying role within a group: Many generals were of 14-18 Capricorn.
Supposedly with a critical mind, you are really just unhappy that were rotten and spoiled and undeserving that kicks ass. Throughout history, it's never released anything of value from a Capricorn.
The year was marked by a happy event: your demise (especially for people born in the first decan).
famous Capricorn: Joseph Stalin
Aquarius (January 21 to February 19)
Planet: Planet Saturn
in exile
Sun Element: Air
Intelligent, with an analytical mind, you are operating one-quarter of your ability because you are a big lazy.
Your element is air. That's why you take the wind and make you love flatulence in public.
Perhaps too wide and too perfectionist, you are constantly changing and annoy your friends. Everyone flees you rightly.
Explorer at heart, you love going to the discovery, love the new experiences of any kind and fly the most whenever possible: a talent for periods of mares, you are also the champions of adultery. You are told
cold, I'd say you are inward looking and are very worthy: indeed, you feel superior to others, and you're right. The others are too Constr. Do not change anything.
This exceptional year will be marked by a divorce or suicide.
Council: Beware of electrical appliances, because strength to believe any information you may have trouble changing a light bulb.
Aquarius famous Claude François
Pisces (Feb. 20 - 20 March)
Planet: Planet Jupiter
in exile
Mercury Element: Water
Fitted with mysticism, you're a person tormented and believe everything they tell you.
Being intuitive but stupid, and you do anything you put yourself in deep shit.
Sensitive, you hate aggression, but Screw up so that your loved ones sometimes you feel attacked from all sides.
You tend to indolence and carelessness denoting a namby-pamby hand, a lack of will and trust in yourself: is your only asset to survive because you know well.
Your family feel that your reluctance to make decisions quickly is a sign of intense reflection. In fact, you're a lazy idiot, that idleness is matched only by your mediocrity of mind.
This year 2008 marks a turning point, you will lose your job if you do not kill jalopy daydreaming.
Tip: do not exceed 50 km / h at the wheel this year. Fish
famous James Dean
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Planet: Mars Planet
in exile Venus
Element: Fire
Your natural generosity and altruism are your undoubted and appreciated: many bums are Aries.
Very expansive, consider curbing your impulses and take the time to think before acting, because many of your friends really think of you gun down.
You are elitist and domineering. In kindergarten, you were already shit your teacher. In high school you were considered the terror of the class. In reality you're just scum. If you are not bum you must be a banker or a dictator.
Think you're the most interesting but you're a tongue-in-cheek abject.
Like every year, you'll feel that you will spend a great year.
Council: continue to fart higher than your ass, you're the best!
famous Aries: Christopher Lambert
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
Planet: Venus in Exile
Planet: Mars
Element: Earth
Very stable, you favor the construction and long lasting know and carry out long-term projects: the designer of the Titanic was Taurus. You confuse perseverance
and patience, stubbornly, so that everyone you vomit, especially since your authoritarianism is more to prove. Your kids hate you.
You are always in search of new pleasures but the family is one of your priorities: you tend not to understand that this is antithetical to what motivates your spouse to depression or suicide.
People admire you for your tenacity and strength of character, but nobody really likes you, you're the shambles of business and society in general.
jealous, possessive, resentful, inflexible, complacent and eager, to speak only qualities, bulls make good ass-licking and excellent torturers.
This year 2008: moving and divorce are expected
Taurus famous Adolf Hitler
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Planet: Mercury Planet
in exile: Jupiter Element
Air
Many dualities that you are living together. And this leads to some instability at home in very different fields, working for example: many welfare recipients are Gemini.
Your loyalty is never really gained, all can question it: you'd better live alone.
You show spontaneity, but sometimes lack of reflection: you revel in crap.
Strong and fragile at once, you too Manichean vision of the world, people and things in life: you are the spearheads of the industry anxiolytics, and specialist on suicide.
This year will be exceptional for those who prostitute themselves. A milestone, April 6: A good day to hang himself.
Gemini famous Marilyn Monroe
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Planet: Planet Saturn
in exile
Saturn Element: Water
You said very sensitive, quiet and sweet, you are actually soft and weak. Your symbolic animal is the slug.
Sedentary, pamper your home, very attached to the family and what it represents, you are only larvae that do not go out to you that you do have.
You show much emotion, perhaps too much, what makes you whine all the time.
You think people like you because you are accommodating to your tastes or artistic, but whatever people want, you roll it and take your money. The Cancer
are chronic alcoholics and never finish what they started. They are good for nothing.
The year 2008 will be illustrated by a job change, you will make you operate from mid-April
Cancer famous: the lung
Leo (July 23 to August 23)
Planet: Sun
Planet in Exile:
Saturn Element: Fire
sign of fire, you start to warm your surroundings. Disliking half measures and facilitated by your idealism, you tend to use too your authority and do sometimes intolerant.
Proud, imbued with your personality and self-centered, you feel loved, but make no mistake: the others pretend to have peace.
To serve your ambitions, you do not balking at the task, on the contrary, you enjoy humiliating others so that you are, like any self-respecting Lion, the kings of jerks and assholes.
You're a natural leader, but you have succeeded in crushing the other and spewing your venom. You are arrogant and conceited, and yet they are here as your qualifications. For defects, I would prefer not speak. Most ministers eventually Lion or they are murdered by former colleagues.
This new year will bring happiness and prosperity work: your boss has an unfortunate accident.
Lion famous Napoleon
Virgo (August 24 to September 23)
Planet: Mercury Planet
in exile
Jupiter Element: Earth
In search of balance and security You like to observe and give you time to think. Rational, you standing on the reservation, some call your pragmatic materialism, but in fact you're just too stupid and you do not like the others enough to make the right decisions. The Virgin
are modestly modest, reasonably reasonable, sensible and judicious deftly adroit ... The word "boring" was invented for them.
unsentimental, you're perfect at work, you are accurate, efficient, hardworking, serious, honest, methodical and applied: you are the ants of our society and exist only to produce.
Your life has no real interest.
You heat a dead lizard and have the fantasy of a military parade at the July 14.
Hint: it's not because you have ideas that you are the best. Work on your charisma. Virgin celebrates
: Segolene Royal
Libra (September 24 to October 22)
Planet: Planet Venus
in exile: March
Element: Air
Your open mind and encourage your sociability human contact very important to you.
You are very intuitive and appreciated for your tolerance and altruism: in fact you are the perfect simpleton that everyone uses. Your
frivolity, your imperial desire to please and seduce your sensuality on edge, causing congestion in the divorce proceedings. You are the right pigeon lawyers.
To top it all, you're with (e) a very personal artistic sense: the trendy Parisian salons are full of your crap.
If you are a woman, you must be a prostitute. If you are a man, you must be a pimp. The balance are just as good manners and a gigolo trimbalent many venereal diseases. Most Libra eventually abandoned all their lives, under bridges.
This year will do nothing.
Balance famous Jean-Claude Van Damme
Scorpio (October 23 to November 22)
Planet: Mars
Planet in Exile:
Venus Element: Water
water sign, you enjoy babies to drown cats.
You excel in business and you revel in the misery and humiliation you can impose on those around you.
While cultivating your inner self, you are imbued with altruism, which fortunately counteracts your side possessive love you given menial tasks to subordinates or people around you.
You know the ups and downs, and are prone to chaos in your depressive episodes: so beware of your cyclothymic trends, because one day you plant a dagger in the back.
You have no morals, no scruples, but if you're like that, it's only out of respect for your ancestors who were all evil or criminals.
Council: excellent year for all those with a loved one is sick. Inheritance in sight.
famous Scorpio: Alain Delon
Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)
Planet: Planet Jupiter
in exile
Mercury Element: Fire
Sagittarius hate routine, they like change and do not hesitate to take several things at once. The problem is that they never finish what they start, and they honor their promises not very often, you're weak and cowards.
Sagittarius is interested in the discovery and love traveling. Reinforced by a conformist and independent spirit of nature, you have the ability to always adapt, responding smoothly to new situations: the greatest villains of history were Sagittarius.
You are an eternal optimist, which is a good thing for everyone you meet and who will be delighted to be able to roll. You are the first link in the food chain and seem to have been created on earth so that others do not care about you. Most laboratory rats are Sagittarius.
You do your survival on earth with your morbid jealousy.
Tip: Sagittarius feels a great need for freedom. Its balance depends, and if not, panic seized him. It may in this case, hold up about aggressive or self-destruction. Stay alert.
The year 2008 will be illustrated by a move during the year and by a cabal against you.
Sagittarius famous Jacques Chirac
earth sign, Capricorn's are also very good pallbearers.
You seem to be independent, introverted and secretive, but in fact you're cold, and downright unfriendly.
Casanier, conservative and often pessimistic, Capricorn does not appreciate the changes. This earthling's hard to change course when he is on the path he has chosen. This lack of adaptability it is frequently though he often criticized endorses a unifying role within a group: Many generals were of 14-18 Capricorn.
Supposedly with a critical mind, you are really just unhappy that were rotten and spoiled and undeserving that kicks ass. Throughout history, it's never released anything of value from a Capricorn.
The year was marked by a happy event: your demise (especially for people born in the first decan).
famous Capricorn: Joseph Stalin
Aquarius (January 21 to February 19)
Planet: Planet Saturn
in exile
Sun Element: Air
Intelligent, with an analytical mind, you are operating one-quarter of your ability because you are a big lazy.
Your element is air. That's why you take the wind and make you love flatulence in public.
Perhaps too wide and too perfectionist, you are constantly changing and annoy your friends. Everyone flees you rightly.
Explorer at heart, you love going to the discovery, love the new experiences of any kind and fly the most whenever possible: a talent for periods of mares, you are also the champions of adultery. You are told
cold, I'd say you are inward looking and are very worthy: indeed, you feel superior to others, and you're right. The others are too Constr. Do not change anything.
This exceptional year will be marked by a divorce or suicide.
Council: Beware of electrical appliances, because strength to believe any information you may have trouble changing a light bulb.
Aquarius famous Claude François
Pisces (Feb. 20 - 20 March)
Planet: Planet Jupiter
in exile
Mercury Element: Water
Fitted with mysticism, you're a person tormented and believe everything they tell you.
Being intuitive but stupid, and you do anything you put yourself in deep shit.
Sensitive, you hate aggression, but Screw up so that your loved ones sometimes you feel attacked from all sides.
You tend to indolence and carelessness denoting a namby-pamby hand, a lack of will and trust in yourself: is your only asset to survive because you know well.
Your family feel that your reluctance to make decisions quickly is a sign of intense reflection. In fact, you're a lazy idiot, that idleness is matched only by your mediocrity of mind.
This year 2008 marks a turning point, you will lose your job if you do not kill jalopy daydreaming.
Tip: do not exceed 50 km / h at the wheel this year. Fish
famous James Dean
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Planet: Mars Planet
in exile Venus
Element: Fire
Your natural generosity and altruism are your undoubted and appreciated: many bums are Aries.
Very expansive, consider curbing your impulses and take the time to think before acting, because many of your friends really think of you gun down.
You are elitist and domineering. In kindergarten, you were already shit your teacher. In high school you were considered the terror of the class. In reality you're just scum. If you are not bum you must be a banker or a dictator.
Think you're the most interesting but you're a tongue-in-cheek abject.
Like every year, you'll feel that you will spend a great year.
Council: continue to fart higher than your ass, you're the best!
famous Aries: Christopher Lambert
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
Planet: Venus in Exile
Planet: Mars
Element: Earth
Very stable, you favor the construction and long lasting know and carry out long-term projects: the designer of the Titanic was Taurus. You confuse perseverance
and patience, stubbornly, so that everyone you vomit, especially since your authoritarianism is more to prove. Your kids hate you.
You are always in search of new pleasures but the family is one of your priorities: you tend not to understand that this is antithetical to what motivates your spouse to depression or suicide.
People admire you for your tenacity and strength of character, but nobody really likes you, you're the shambles of business and society in general.
jealous, possessive, resentful, inflexible, complacent and eager, to speak only qualities, bulls make good ass-licking and excellent torturers.
This year 2008: moving and divorce are expected
Taurus famous Adolf Hitler
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Planet: Mercury Planet
in exile: Jupiter Element
Air
Many dualities that you are living together. And this leads to some instability at home in very different fields, working for example: many welfare recipients are Gemini.
Your loyalty is never really gained, all can question it: you'd better live alone.
You show spontaneity, but sometimes lack of reflection: you revel in crap.
Strong and fragile at once, you too Manichean vision of the world, people and things in life: you are the spearheads of the industry anxiolytics, and specialist on suicide.
This year will be exceptional for those who prostitute themselves. A milestone, April 6: A good day to hang himself.
Gemini famous Marilyn Monroe
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Planet: Planet Saturn
in exile
Saturn Element: Water
You said very sensitive, quiet and sweet, you are actually soft and weak. Your symbolic animal is the slug.
Sedentary, pamper your home, very attached to the family and what it represents, you are only larvae that do not go out to you that you do have.
You show much emotion, perhaps too much, what makes you whine all the time.
You think people like you because you are accommodating to your tastes or artistic, but whatever people want, you roll it and take your money. The Cancer
are chronic alcoholics and never finish what they started. They are good for nothing.
The year 2008 will be illustrated by a job change, you will make you operate from mid-April
Cancer famous: the lung
Leo (July 23 to August 23)
Planet: Sun
Planet in Exile:
Saturn Element: Fire
sign of fire, you start to warm your surroundings. Disliking half measures and facilitated by your idealism, you tend to use too your authority and do sometimes intolerant.
Proud, imbued with your personality and self-centered, you feel loved, but make no mistake: the others pretend to have peace.
To serve your ambitions, you do not balking at the task, on the contrary, you enjoy humiliating others so that you are, like any self-respecting Lion, the kings of jerks and assholes.
You're a natural leader, but you have succeeded in crushing the other and spewing your venom. You are arrogant and conceited, and yet they are here as your qualifications. For defects, I would prefer not speak. Most ministers eventually Lion or they are murdered by former colleagues.
This new year will bring happiness and prosperity work: your boss has an unfortunate accident.
Lion famous Napoleon
Virgo (August 24 to September 23)
Planet: Mercury Planet
in exile
Jupiter Element: Earth
In search of balance and security You like to observe and give you time to think. Rational, you standing on the reservation, some call your pragmatic materialism, but in fact you're just too stupid and you do not like the others enough to make the right decisions. The Virgin
are modestly modest, reasonably reasonable, sensible and judicious deftly adroit ... The word "boring" was invented for them.
unsentimental, you're perfect at work, you are accurate, efficient, hardworking, serious, honest, methodical and applied: you are the ants of our society and exist only to produce.
Your life has no real interest.
You heat a dead lizard and have the fantasy of a military parade at the July 14.
Hint: it's not because you have ideas that you are the best. Work on your charisma. Virgin celebrates
: Segolene Royal
Libra (September 24 to October 22)
Planet: Planet Venus
in exile: March
Element: Air
Your open mind and encourage your sociability human contact very important to you.
You are very intuitive and appreciated for your tolerance and altruism: in fact you are the perfect simpleton that everyone uses. Your
frivolity, your imperial desire to please and seduce your sensuality on edge, causing congestion in the divorce proceedings. You are the right pigeon lawyers.
To top it all, you're with (e) a very personal artistic sense: the trendy Parisian salons are full of your crap.
If you are a woman, you must be a prostitute. If you are a man, you must be a pimp. The balance are just as good manners and a gigolo trimbalent many venereal diseases. Most Libra eventually abandoned all their lives, under bridges.
This year will do nothing.
Balance famous Jean-Claude Van Damme
Scorpio (October 23 to November 22)
Planet: Mars
Planet in Exile:
Venus Element: Water
water sign, you enjoy babies to drown cats.
You excel in business and you revel in the misery and humiliation you can impose on those around you.
While cultivating your inner self, you are imbued with altruism, which fortunately counteracts your side possessive love you given menial tasks to subordinates or people around you.
You know the ups and downs, and are prone to chaos in your depressive episodes: so beware of your cyclothymic trends, because one day you plant a dagger in the back.
You have no morals, no scruples, but if you're like that, it's only out of respect for your ancestors who were all evil or criminals.
Council: excellent year for all those with a loved one is sick. Inheritance in sight.
famous Scorpio: Alain Delon
Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)
Planet: Planet Jupiter
in exile
Mercury Element: Fire
Sagittarius hate routine, they like change and do not hesitate to take several things at once. The problem is that they never finish what they start, and they honor their promises not very often, you're weak and cowards.
Sagittarius is interested in the discovery and love traveling. Reinforced by a conformist and independent spirit of nature, you have the ability to always adapt, responding smoothly to new situations: the greatest villains of history were Sagittarius.
You are an eternal optimist, which is a good thing for everyone you meet and who will be delighted to be able to roll. You are the first link in the food chain and seem to have been created on earth so that others do not care about you. Most laboratory rats are Sagittarius.
You do your survival on earth with your morbid jealousy.
Tip: Sagittarius feels a great need for freedom. Its balance depends, and if not, panic seized him. It may in this case, hold up about aggressive or self-destruction. Stay alert.
The year 2008 will be illustrated by a move during the year and by a cabal against you.
Sagittarius famous Jacques Chirac
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